MJ Wassmer

MJ Wassmer is an author of speculative fiction who grew up in the suburbs of Memphis, Tennessee. He’s worked as a UPS package handler, professional treadmill cleaner, steakhouse busboy, and Spider-Man for children’s birthday parties. Following ten years in corporate, MJ left to start his own business while focusing on his true passion—writing silly things. Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend is his debut novel.

Find MJ on his website or on Twitter @mj_wassmer.

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Reviews

Standalone

Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend
"A life-or-death action-packed debut...a romp and a page-turner...Wassmer's debut novel succeeds in being the opposite of its title. He might become a new favorite for fans of John Scalzi and David Wong."

Library Journal, Starred Review!

“A smart-talking and unexpectedly moving look at human nature. ... As in all great satires, the humor here works because of its foundations in truth. Many stars, would recommend.”

Shelf Awareness, Starred Review!

"Wassmer maintains a sense of tension and intrigue that keeps readers eagerly turning the pages... every plot twist is expertly executed, keeping readers guessing until the very end. This is a must-read for fans of disaster fiction and character-driven narratives alike. With its captivating plot, finely crafted characters, and skillful pacing, readers will be eager to discover whether Dan emerges as the unexpected hero and saves the day."

Booklist

"With a debut novel this big, Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend solidifies MJ Wassmer's place as an author of funny and entertaining science fiction narratives."

ScreenRant

"It’s a hilarious, fast-paced story that will absolutely ruin your next trip to an all-inclusive resort."

BookRiot

“Worst Vacation Ever - Five Stars, Would Recommend”

Grady Hendrix, New York Times bestselling author of HOW TO SELL A HAUNTED HOUSE

“Lord of the Flies crashes headfirst into The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in this rollicking look at the end of the world.”

Benjamin Stevenson, bestselling author of Everyone in My Family has Killed Someone

“The end of the world has never been so fun! Explosively funny and terrifyingly plausible in its depiction of the apocalypse, this cinematic debut had me LOLing, cringing and cheering throughout. I absolutely blazed through this earth-shattering action romp.”

Josh Winning, author of The Shadow Glass

“This is Lord Of The Flies meets an all-inclusive bar, with incredible results. MJ Wassmer has written a totally original brainmelter — part thriller, part comedy, and part inspiring love story.”

Alice Bell, author of Grave Expectations and Displeasure Island

“Part scathing social commentary, part post-apocalyptic romcom, ZERO STARS, DO NOT RECOMMEND is an absolute marvel—MJ Wassmer's debut is clever and cunning, touching and witty (with twist after twist). I adored it—bravo, can't wait to read more from him!”

Ashley Tate, internationally bestselling author of Twenty-Seven Minutes

“Fabulously original and relentlessly clever, Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend is one of the best debuts I’ve read in ages. I loved every single thing about it.”

Allison Winn Scotch, bestselling author of The Rewind

“Fresh, fun, and completely brilliant. ZERO STARS, DO NOT RECOMMEND combines a terrifyingly plausible apocalyptic fallout with an utterly original comedic voice. Who would have thought the end of the world could be this much fun!”

Sarah Bonner, author of Her Perfect Twin and Her Sweet Revenge

“Wassmer’s debut novel is heartfelt, hopeful, and laugh-out-loud funny. The author nimbly sidesteps the common first novel mistakes. The characters feel authentic and have their own voices, and Wassmer never strays into sermonizing. He has turned in a compelling book that is both entertaining and meaningful. As such, Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend’s clever title is more than a bit of a misnomer. This novel deserves four stars and every recommendation.”

Memphis Magazine

"What an absolute riot of a book! 'Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend' is a wildly entertaining satire that takes no prisoners."

Hidden Sci Fi