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Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend

"A life-or-death action-packed debut...a romp and a page-turner...Wassmer's debut novel succeeds in being the opposite of its title. He might become a new favorite for fans of John Scalzi and David Wong."

Library Journal, Starred Review!

“Lord of the Flies crashes headfirst into The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in this rollicking look at the end of the world.”

Benjamin Stevenson, bestselling author of Everyone in My Family has Killed Someone

“The end of the world has never been so fun! Explosively funny and terrifyingly plausible in its depiction of the apocalypse, this cinematic debut had me LOLing, cringing and cheering throughout. I absolutely blazed through this earth-shattering action romp.”

Josh Winning, author of The Shadow Glass

“This is Lord Of The Flies meets an all-inclusive bar, with incredible results. MJ Wassmer has written a totally original brainmelter — part thriller, part comedy, and part inspiring love story.”

Alice Bell, author of GRAVE EXPECTATIONS and DISPLEASURE ISLAND

“Part scathing social commentary, part post-apocalyptic romcom, ZERO STARS, DO NOT RECOMMEND is an absolute marvel—MJ Wassmer's debut is clever and cunning, touching and witty (with twist after twist). I adored it—bravo, can't wait to read more from him!”

Ashley Tate, internationally bestselling author of Twenty-Seven Minutes